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By admin, 5 February, 2023

    Good evening. This is the 6th time I have written to you in a Weekly Update, where so many decisions have been announced that shaped the history of this JCR. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the JCR's interest.

    In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the JCR. Throughout the long and difficult last three days, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to ensure the continuation of tonight's GM.

By Rosie Field, 4 February, 2023

Looking for a hot new valentine’s watch? Well, I predict this rec will be your OTP…

‘The Barbie Diaries’ (2006) may seem like an obscure blast from the past, but as an aficionado of the BCU , and a venerated person of taste, I argue that this dark horse should be bumped to the top of anyone’s ‘Netflix and Chill’ watch list this valentines. With a crisp average rating of 3.2/5 stars on Letterboxd, the public clearly agrees.

By Eug, 30 January, 2023

Attention omnibus,

Nunc apertae sunt submissiones pro mensium rubore. Qui desiderant participare, rogamus ut sint candidati praebiti per modum infra describitur.

Omnium qui candidati sunt rogamus ut mittant contactus ad detailos quod infra describitur.

Valeat fortiter!

Send all submissions to Ben.

 

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By Laurie, 30 January, 2023

Dear friends and family of Laurie,

We gather here today to pay our respects to a man who lived a life filled with joy, passion, and love. Laurie was a beloved figure in our community, known for his unwavering spirit and his love for running the Lindsay Bar.

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By Laurie, 30 January, 2023

Attention Patrons of the Lindsay Bar:

In order to maintain a safe and secure environment for our patrons, it is of utmost importance to address the issue of appropriate footwear. It has been observed that the usage of inappropriate footwear, particularly those with low coefficient of friction, can result in slip and fall incidents.

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By Balliol JCR, 30 January, 2023

1. Nobody comes across anything interesting worth sharing.

2. Wise men should speak when they have something to say; not for the sake of saying something.

7. Low literacy (and numeracy :)) rates in college probably hinder the reach of them.

10. People could just be drugging their brain by scrolling through Instagram.

13. Every email sent to the JCR has a carbon footprint approximately equal to a 2hr car journey.

19. No one cares about silly lists of random numbers.

23. Serious contributions are seriously lacking.

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By Balliol JCR, 21 January, 2023

The voting system is based on matrix, and lets you anonymously, remotely and securely vote in GMs. Following a tremendously successful trial at a committee lunch which especially highlighted the ease of setting it up we decided to create the following guide to simplify matters even more!

Getting the app!

The following post describes how to get the app. On a laptop you can however just click here and click log in with SAML to login.